OMG...yeah, that's what I thought!

Ever the romantics, Usher and will.i.am show their appreciation of the female form in ‘OMG’.

The Plot

Usher is trying to convince his honey to let him love her down after his sudden realisation “Oh my gosh, I’m so in love.” And he hopes that by offering his shawty a bit of variety in the bedroom, he can persuade her. Who said chivalry is dead?

But this is the girl of his dreams, the one he has finally found, and she has everything he has ever wanted - "a booty like pow, pow, pow" and "boobies like wow, oh wow". Now, that's the barometer of a good woman!

And if that didn't convince her to fall into his arms, surely the compliments that follow will...

"Girl you something special, you just like dynamite,

You're, You're, You're, You're, You're, You're, You're out of sight."

What a charmer!

To top it off, he gets all misty-eyed. After all, the only way for a man to show the true strength of his affections is with tears. And to think this is number one, Oh my gosh!

It’s never good when you start a song by singing your own name...

I’ve still not forgiven Jason Derulo for ruining a beautiful Imogen Heap song in ‘Watcha say’ (you can see where he went wrong just from the title), so his follow up, 'In my Head', was always going to be an instant target for the Lyric Critic.

The Plot

Jason Derulo clearly wants to play to his strengths and as he points out he's not one of those guys who knows all the right things to say. I'll second that. Instead, he wants to demonstrate he's a good teacher in the bedroom. Clearly he's a confident chap, after all, he knows he has got more to offer than the guy she's already dancing with. So it remains that this girl is doing all the right things in his dreams - fulfilling his fantasies and all that - but I think that's the problem Jason; all the things you're singing about are in his head...

And that’s exactly where they’re going to stay!